Aging Room Maduro by Rafael Nodal

When he’s not tickling the ivories, music enthusiast and blender of the boutique Aging Room franchise Rafael Nodal can tear apart the keys on a Casio calculator like an accountant who only shops at the Dollar Store. The last invoice we received reads like the sheet music for Beethoven on a blowout binge with up to 67% off MSRP on Aging Room Maduro. The medium to full-bodied profile is handcrafted in the Dominican Republic from a rich combination of Dominican binder and filler tobaccos beneath a succulent and oily Nicaraguan wrapper leaf. Notes of earth, wood, leather, and red peppers crescendo in a sub-wholesale symphony of four classic handmade shapes. It’s hard to believe small-batch boutiques that have to be aged for eons like these boomsticks could actually have been overproduced, but it’s the truth. With curtain-crashing discounts on Aging Room as low as $3.24 per cigar, play it again, Sam, before they’re all gone!